There are definitely worse ways to lose the gold. This pole vaulter geared up for what would become one of the peaks of high career — a jump at the Paris 2024 Olympics. Unfortunately, his dreams were cut short by another peak: the one in his trousers.

While trying to make it over the bar, he clipped the thing with his hog, leading to a loss while also showing that his Johnson is literally too big for his sport. A classic win/lose situation, if you ask me.